This is what I look like. Shades sold separately.

I like to go out in nature and think deep thoughts.
Like, where do bubbles go after they pop?

I used to be a professional kickball player.

I have a unique sense of humor.

I once cloned myself but I was afraid to make my double too big, so I made him an elf. He was not amused.

I once serenaded a flamingo.

I have a sweet tooth.

A very, very sweet tooth.